Just found a booger-stained wish list I drew up in crayon when I was in jr high that listed all of my hopes and dreams. I wanted to be able to see pictures of every girl I went to school with in her underwear whenever I wanted, to have every record in the world available to me at any time, to be able to get up to the minute messages about what my favorite actors and football players were having for lunch, and, most importantly, for everyone to know I had a real girlfriend. I mean, I had a girlfriend back then, you guys just didn't know her, she was from Canada.
All of those first few have been available for a while now, but suddenly the internet has made the last one feasible as well, points out.
Those despairing over the lack of a Facebook girlfriend (which everyone knows is far more real than the real thing), despair no more.
Cathy’s ad (Fiverr) Fiverr.com, a Web site that allows people to hawk various services for just $5, has a new out that pretty much covers all of Facebook’s “in a relationship” bases. The ad, from seller cathy01:
“I'll be your girlfriend on Facebook for 10 days. I'm Cathy, a 23-year-old student and I live in New York city. There's a second option, by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make someone jealous that's also possible, just send me the message(s) and the facebook-link! byebye!x (I don't! do any promotional stuff!”
Long story short, you spoiled young turds have no idea how good you have it. Enjoy your magic science fiction life, assholes.
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5 comments:
Is blonde the only option?
I'm already thinking, "She kicked him to the curb after only 10 days? World record."
I think flavor is the correct word.
Yeah, and is she doing this to more than one dude at a time? $5 per 10 days doesn't really seem like much of a return.
a dollah makes me hollah, honey boo boo chiiiiiild.
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