I know, I know. Facebook itself is probably on the list and everything, but I don't want to be the crazy dude who wears the tin foil hat and lives in a cave down by the graveyard.
Anyway.
If you receive an invitation to an event and you cannot make it, you don't have to tell me every boring detail of your pathetic life, or brag about why you can't make my shindig. Just don't show up and everyone will get the picture.
Examples of the kinds of things not to explain to me include:
"I'm gonna be out of town!"
"I'll be in the vineyard. Bummer! Let's go out ASAP!"
"Sorry I can't make it! I'll be in Michigan to see my dad's community theatre debut!!!"
Anyway.
If you receive an invitation to an event and you cannot make it, you don't have to tell me every boring detail of your pathetic life, or brag about why you can't make my shindig. Just don't show up and everyone will get the picture.
Examples of the kinds of things not to explain to me include:
"I'm gonna be out of town!"
"I'll be in the vineyard. Bummer! Let's go out ASAP!"
"Sorry I can't make it! I'll be in Michigan to see my dad's community theatre debut!!!"
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yo, i slapped together a pretty sweet header that is a bit more inspirational than the current one.
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6905/headerdqp.jpg
Goddamn it Johnny I was going to do this exact one. But I noticed people are always going to be in exotic countries. "I'll be in Panama!" "I'll be surfing in the Canary Islands" I AM WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU AND I WOULD LIKE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO KNOW IT.
hoof to that header
You're totally right Jake. It's never "Oh man, I would love to come down to your rock show but I have to clean toilets at the burrito festival that night!"
bwahaha. oh man, love that image there colonel. maybe a different font and color and i will definitely throw that one up there.
thrown.
awesome banner yo.
-Betty Ross
I can't make it to this thread.
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