Add to this shit making jokes about twittering.

"Do you tweet?"

Fucking phonies.

Twat (rhymes with bat) is still funny though.

Hate Twitter so hard

-going to the bathroom
-taking a dump
-just finished taking a dump!

having some trouble wiping here
oh man, this is gonna take a few minutes
someone knocking at door
fuck it, i'll just come clean myself up later

Shit I just made jokes about Twitter.


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