A couple of things here:
Liking things. Stop it. No one reading this blog likes anything. That's the point. Status Update: TGIF! Jennifer Normal likes this. Gahhh.
Broads you went to high school with and wine.
Status update: Jackson just will not take a nap this afternoon. Jennifer Normal: Madison is doing the same thing. We could use some wine! LOL.
Pets. Chairman Meow wants to be your friend. Scanning dome..."Who the fuck is Chairman Meow?" Oh right, my friend's cat. Yeah, no.
Fans of things. What seems reasonable here? A band you like, some politician who doesn't give a shit about you and something you watch like a TV show or whatever. Bacon, taking a nap, an ice cold beer, singing in the shower, hoodies, grilled cheese sandwiches, The List...sensing a pattern here?
Quizzes. What ______ are you? David just took the quiz what kind of stupid, dogshit blog should write about you with the result "The List."
Liking things. Stop it. No one reading this blog likes anything. That's the point. Status Update: TGIF! Jennifer Normal likes this. Gahhh.
Broads you went to high school with and wine.
Status update: Jackson just will not take a nap this afternoon. Jennifer Normal: Madison is doing the same thing. We could use some wine! LOL.
Pets. Chairman Meow wants to be your friend. Scanning dome..."Who the fuck is Chairman Meow?" Oh right, my friend's cat. Yeah, no.
Fans of things. What seems reasonable here? A band you like, some politician who doesn't give a shit about you and something you watch like a TV show or whatever. Bacon, taking a nap, an ice cold beer, singing in the shower, hoodies, grilled cheese sandwiches, The List...sensing a pattern here?
Quizzes. What ______ are you? David just took the quiz what kind of stupid, dogshit blog should write about you with the result "The List."
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hoof! but god, trying to format that mess was rough.
also: who made facefucking a tag?
HOOOF.
Facebook just went bankrupt.
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