"Previously on Turd Machines... Here's some shit you just watched five seconds ago before the commercial you fast-forwarded through."
[Gurgling noises] Me forget show words. Me forget own name.
Who are they producing these shit show shit-shows for anyway, goldfish with fetal alcohol syndrome? Actually, don't answer that.
[Gurgling noises] Me forget show words. Me forget own name.
Who are they producing these shit show shit-shows for anyway, goldfish with fetal alcohol syndrome? Actually, don't answer that.
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4 comments:
Give the people what they want.
Potato chips?
First tell them what they want. Then give it to them. So yes, potato chips.
Doesn't matter anyway. I slept through the whole thing.
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