You know how when you watch that video from the Ring and the only way to save yourself from dying is to pass it along to someone else? Well, expect a Massachusetts townie bro to crawl out of your laptop ten minutes after you read the rest of this unless you forward this link around to everyone you know. I need to relieve the stress this is putting on my brain by sharing it with someone else. Sorry to do this to you, but I can't die this way. I'm still way too handsome.
I'm not sure why I decided to wade into the turd waters of the Barstool Sports comments section for this video of a woman getting, how do you say, knocked the fuck out, but I did, and now here we are. None of us will ever be the same, but at least we went through this together.
Murphy82 says:
Ever see monkeys get really excited at the zoo? Like something happens and they start jumping, yelling, running in circles, screaming, and slapping their hands on the ground? No relation to the video, just asking. Also no connection to the questions posed above and the AndOne video series when someone dunks a basketball or makes a funny dribbling move.
edg says:
nice pack of newports you whore!
Hartleesknees says:
Why do black dudes always refer to the ground as “the floor”?
[Ok, actually, that's a pretty good question.]
Akrobat says:
Women want to be treated equally right?
The-Viking says:
I fucking love the pack of menthols next to her. I wonder why, if people hate being stereotyped so badly, why do they try so fucking hard to perpetuate them?
corylidleflymehome says:
nice work by the cameraman trying to get a crotch shot at .30, but seriously I thought for sure I was going to see a train on run on this cunt. Kind of disappointed
snown91 says:
Why do blacks always feel the need to speak into the camera after someone gets knocked out. All these blacks should be vaporized. They bring nothing to society.
nosemar says:
too easy so i will leave you all with this……fried chicken,weaves,welfare
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