Oh hi it's another in my ongoing series called "Luke's Rejected Mcsweeney's bits." As you might imagine, I've had quite a few.
Less Powerful Jedis
Darth Mall
Ma$e Windu
Aunt Karen
Theon Greyjoy
Darth Scion
Sriracha Aioli
Trumpet Solo
drunken Mark Hamill just horsing around in the garage for old time's sake
Obi “wan” Kenobi
Elliott Sith

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LOL @ Elliott Sith
I like that guy with the Dew.
SO MANY FLAVORS RIGHT?
When Basement Palpatine feels threatened or angry, he inflates his pasty Dewsac replete with chin pubes.
lol @ Obi “wan” Kenobi.
HA^ AND THANKS FOR RECOGNIZING WHAT A SOLIDLY WORKADAY BLUECOLLAR PUNCHCLOCK JOKE THAT WAN BIT IS. NO ONE GETS ME.
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