Hard ass heroes are on the List for any number of reasons: those shorts, that sports jersey, getting fackin wasted tonight kid, not having a fucking clue about anything around them or the world in general, etc... But one of the overlooked phenomenons about this horrible sub-species of sub-humans is their curious inability to hear anything.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID, SAY THAT AGAIN. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID."
What's going on here? These dudes have so much blood shooting to their giant red faces that it renders their hearing holes inoperable?
What did I say? I said "You are on the List."
...
"The List, dude. I said you're on the List. It's a shitty joke blog. Ah, fuck it. Just smash my face in quick and knock me out so I can get out of this conversation as soon as possible."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID, SAY THAT AGAIN. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID."
What's going on here? These dudes have so much blood shooting to their giant red faces that it renders their hearing holes inoperable?
What did I say? I said "You are on the List."
...
"The List, dude. I said you're on the List. It's a shitty joke blog. Ah, fuck it. Just smash my face in quick and knock me out so I can get out of this conversation as soon as possible."
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7 comments:
why give any warning at all before blasting someone in the face is what I'm saying
becaue they don't really want to do it?
It's like a time-out
fuck timeouts
What did you just write about tough guys? What was that? That's what I thought.
^^hoof.
WRITE THAT AGAIN PAL. GO AHEAD AND WRITE IT AGAIN.
write it on my face
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