Calling, texting, speaking and being in the presence of others while intoxicated? ON THE LIST.
Not always however. But through careful and methodical study, I have worked it out that about 17% of the time that you are drunk, you have nothing interesting to say and the texts and/or emails you are sending at 2 am on Tuesday night are not funny, sexy or witty in any way. Around drink number three you should immediately throw your phone in the trash, go home and lock the door.
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3 comments:
shut 'er down?
you could've left off the while intoxicated and i'd still be behind this.
i think it would have been better received if i had done that.
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