Ok, so I just saw a kid with a boom box do a backflip, two rats fighting over a pigeon carcass, a shivering clueless huddle of tourists lost on the way to the Freedom Trail, a land whale steaming up the train with the wretched oily perfume of her open Wendy's sack and a ten thousand year old Asian lady in a facemask blast through the crowd like a running back. Now I'm saying something. What happens next? Does my Homeland Security citizen deputy badge come in the mail or do I have to come down and pick it up?
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[crickets]
Well Chuffed.
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