There's a new McDonalds commercial with some cunt who treats people like dirt because he hasn't had his coffee yet that's boning everyone's face right now, so this old List classic seemed apropos.
"Don't even bother talking to me before I've had my first cup of coffee in the morning. Har, har, har. No, seriously, I mean, don't even bother! Cause I'll probably bite your head off. You know, because I need it so badly. Really, I'm, like, completely useless, somewhere between a zombie and a meth addict looking for a fix, until I get that first jug of mild stimulant in me. You definitely wouldn't want to see me like that! I probably drink like six cups a day. That's how hard i need it. I literally can't function without that sweet sweet brown bean sweat!"
Hey coffee drinkers, grow a pair and foster a real addiction. Until then, hang out in the purgatory known as The List.
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11 comments:
i'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
nice one!
agreed. talking about it is ON THE LIST. but actually needing coffee is not on the list.
Fucking machine men running saws and hammers on my porch outside my bedroom since 8 this morning. put up a good fight drifting in and out of sleep during the lulls. must have woken up about ten times between 8 and 10. awesome. COFFEE
Can't see the constitution one or anything below it.
Fixxit you fuckin shitsters!
really? It looks fine for me. What's the deal?
just the pic of the train then it won't scroll down any further. try it now?
are you on a phone? it does that on my blackberry too. weird one.
try it now
Although why bother really?
The PTSOTL customer service team comes through again. Fair bowels to ya.
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