Yeah yeah, listening to NPR in the first place is on the list, but if you can think of a better soundtrack for unwinding after riding home on my beard-powered bicycle from a long day at the bisexual dildo yoga co-op, then I'm open to suggestions. Anyway, I know most of these people are accomplished journalists, with rich and impressive careers, but I dunno, I'm just throwing this out there, aren't resonance and tenor sort of important in radio? Maybe there's someone who can do the news that doesn't sound like a rusty weather vane creaking in slow motion circles on top of a haunted barn? Finding out what's going on in the Middle East every night shouldn't be like talking to your grandmother when your parents make you get on the phone to thank her for the birthday card.
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Dude, her voice is like that b/c she had cancer. I think she's something like 40 years old.
She's 74.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SOUNDS OLD HERE, LUKE
I am old.
where is this co-op? i'm interested.
there are probably 45 of them on whatever gay new york city block you live on now.
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