Sorry about that. Didn't mean to succumb to child-rearing instincts hard-wired in my brain after millions of years of evolution* and violate your trust circle or whatever by walking within ten thousand feet of your kids.
I further apologize for saying hello to your boys throwing the ball around and goofing off out in the yard. Obviously I should have remembered that 99% of adults are just dying to get their perverted pervert hands on your child and whisk them away to pervert town.
I hereby promise to refrain from any sort of human emotions and will return to my previous inclination which was get those fucking brats away from me.
* Just kidding, evolution is a liberal conspiracy
I further apologize for saying hello to your boys throwing the ball around and goofing off out in the yard. Obviously I should have remembered that 99% of adults are just dying to get their perverted pervert hands on your child and whisk them away to pervert town.
I hereby promise to refrain from any sort of human emotions and will return to my previous inclination which was get those fucking brats away from me.
* Just kidding, evolution is a liberal conspiracy
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No shit. I had a neighbor who, if we were leaving our apartments at the same time, would shove her two kids back through the door like I was coming at them with a nazi rape dildo. Lady, my mornings are carefully calculated to give me the maximum amount of sleep. See that english muffin I'm chewing on my way out the door? That's because I don't even have time to sit down and eat it. Raping your kids would throw my whole day off.
I'd just as soon they got the fuck on up out of my fucking face thanks. fucking them is pretty far down on the list of options.
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