I'm not a doctor, but I am a condescending big shot who likes to tell everyone what to do, and it usually takes about three to eight weeks to get me on the phone, so I think that's close enough. So here is my sound medical advice based on three weeks of arduous peer-reviewed study: when you're sick (which you aren't, because being sick is a fake excuse boring people use that really means "I want to stay on the couch and catch up on my programs," except this time maybe you really are, although no one wants to hear you talk about it anyway) it's probably a good idea to lay off the going out every night like you're a 22 year old liberal arts grad who just moved to a seven bedroom flop house in Allston. Also, trying to teach your stuffed up sinuses and lungs a lesson by extra smoking doesn't really help either.
There. Now we're all healthy again. Send my office your $500 co-pay promptly, thanks in advance. These fake medical school loans aren't going to pay themselves off.
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