This piece of shit designed to cool off a baby sized coffin or what? How many BTUs does this thing get? I dunno, how many BTUs does a townie grandma with an oxygen tank pushing a car up a hill get? Right around that. Give or take a few BTUs.
BTUs.
Not sure if this thousand pound appliance I just destroyed my back carrying upstairs was meant to cool the room or just paint the air a cold scented shade of brown medicine. I knew I should have read the instruction manual.
Speaking of what the fuck, I just found this picture looking around for images of air conditioners online, which isn't a weird thing to do. Tell me this: Why does the Indian guy always have to be pollen man? That shit is racist. I think I saw these guys play at Coachella last year by the way.
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coachella is already on the list innit?
WTF why aren't my hillarious comments showing up?
coachella is already on the list innit?
I forget, but it should be.
THIS COMMENTS SECTION IS BROKEN
Is Pet Dander Bob Connally?
Ha. I think he is!
Cold is definitely Spoth
Grown men in onesies? Now that's a hot advertising pitch.
Speaking of hot... it hit 100 degrees in Boston yesterday. Don't try to tell me that shouldn't be on the list.
100 degrees is on the list for hard, but taking it easy is always a good idea as well.
haha..it looks more like a big electric fan..not a air con..but taking exercises sometimes are good..I recommend you to buy portable aircon with split system air conditioning technology so you dont have to get sweaty anymore...
Well, that's not me in the pic, but point taken.
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