look at that fucking thing. dip it in tobasco and blue cheese.

I wonder how I got so drunk only from drinking twelve beers

This post seems to be predicated on the idea that there is more dirt in the city than there is at, for example, the beach, where it is acceptable to wear flip flops despite the fact that the beach is basically a big pile of dirt.

but sand is dirt thats been swept clean by salt water, wind and sun. plus you have the water right there to clean your feet off. if you are trying to pretend that the streets of new york are cleaner than even a skanky beach like revere you are out of your mind.

might be more dirt at the beach, but there's more zombie virus and rat semen on the streets of the city

i dont think i need to clue anyone in on the fact that jake is an avid flip flop wearer. i've seen him wear them in 50 degree weather ffs.

I know it's generally frowned upon but I don't really give a shit. I don't like wearing socks and having sweaty feet all the time. I find the idea that the ground is diseased to be a special kind of delusional paranoia and I'm not going to walk around with swamp feet because of it.

but your hands are getting dirty all the time?

do not attempt to understand zavracky.

That's from touching peoples hands and things that people have touched with their germs. It hardly equates to magic disease dust that is only going to effect the tops of my feet and no other part of my exposed skin and represents no gap in logic whatever.

leave your flops in your beach bag or on the floor of your frat house's shower. us grown ups cover our ugly toes, junior

comfort be damned.

wearing shoes in the shower is on the list, unless you went to college in the Sudan, or Lynn, MA or some shit.

Although college dudes are pretty fucking disgusting as I recall. Hmmmmmm NOT SURE HERE.

if you are showering in one of those group showers or whatever who knows what god forsaken disease your rapist frat buddy has. you have got to protect your feet yo. but yah, all that shit, on the list.

Frats