Hey, it's really hot in here man. Flip that fan on real quick, will you? Ahhh... thanks that feels.... What the? Alright there we go...cooling off here real ni... goddammit. OK, here it comes again. Nice bree... FUCK.
What is this piece of shit Marxist appliance? Everyone gets their share? No thanks, take that talk back to Indo-China, Obama. Who designed this thing, the bad guy from "Seven"? Am I being symbolically tortured for the sin of being hot? Every 30 seconds I get a brief reminder of what life was like before it turned into an ironic horror movie on the sun? Remember that shit in the bible where, like, Zeus would punish a dude by making him roll a boulder up a hill for eternity because he looked at his reflection in the river too many times? This is exactly like that. I feel like the fifth dude at a gang bang. The attention every couple of minutes is appreciated I suppose, but it's not gonna relieve my raging heat hard on. Wait a minute, I think it's coming back my way. I gotta go enjoy thi... sonofabitch.
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5 comments:
heh
oscillate wildly.
everyone knows the third spot is the prime position.
nice tag. i have questions and they needs answers, is all.
You know, in a cute way though ;)
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