You ever see one of these ghost-shells of a human being who float around talking about the varying pricing options available to them at different super markets? Just embarrassing for everyone involved. So here's a quick reminder on how to live your stupid life like a reasonable person in case you ever come across one of these coupon-clipping grandmothers from 1954.
SCENE 1.
[Two people breathing near each other's faces with words]
--So, what supermarket do you shop at? I kind of prefer Shaw's because milk only costs... bla bla bla...* SCENE 1.
[Two people breathing near each other's faces with words]
--When I want to buy some food or drink I go to whatever place is the closest to where I am standing when it occurs to me that I'm hungry or thirsty.
THE END.
*...(Shit, I have no idea how much a joke price for milk is supposed to be here, since I have never once remembered to look at the cost. Uh... fifteen dollars?)
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2 comments:
Milk costs no more than ten dollars. Twelve tops.
We had a good run.
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