Look at this jerk off with his sunglasses. What does he think, he's better than me?
Where's his skateboard? Poochie the Dog of celestial bodies over here.
I think we can all agree that the sun's had a pretty good run. There's that whole enabling life as we know it to exist gig. But dude's been coasting on that for a while now. The world doesn't revolve around you, pal.
Plus who do you think is responsible for shorts, ice cream, red-faced, shirtless Sully's at the Sox game, and the majority of dreadful lyric cliches in music history? OK, coke has a pretty big hand in those last two, but we're talking about you here, the sun.
You're on the list.
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good call. the sun is always shining its face off, making me feel like i should be outside doing something when all i really want is to lie on a nice soft couch, read the internet, and possibly watch a few progrums.
Little uppity, if you ask me.
The sun is a total asshole
Here that bastard comes now.
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