Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Truffle Oil



First of all, this rank ass shit isn't even made with real truffles, and second, now my mussels smell like an ironworker's taint. The reason they use male pigs to dig truffles up is because truffles smell just like the genitalia of female pigs in heat. Drizzle that shit right on the list.

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11 comments:

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oh man, good call.

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http://takethatshitoffthelist.blogspot.com/

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haha Leo.

fuck that though. truffle oil is rank nasty piss oil.

said...

Bullshit, O'Neil.

Also why do i have to post shit and identify the wonky word every cunting time I make a comment on here?

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Three times every time

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something weird with google for a while today. i just had to do that to get into gmail.

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It's the terrorists

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wtf kind of pig thinks it's gonna find a sexual partner under several inches of dirt & leaves anyway?

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That guy you always make fun of whose name I can't recall

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cristobal?

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yeah! ha ha?

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