Just a sample of some of the Google searches that have pointed people toward our fine establishment the past couple days:
"let me wash your tits"
No thanks?
"WHAT DO FIREMAN DO ALL DAY?"
Wow. Good timing on our part.
"why twilight ruined vampires"
Let the fucking kids have vampires ok. You still have zombies and porn.
"prison rape jokes"
You would not believe how many of these search hits we get every day. Who are the dudes looking for these? Is their buddy heading off for a stint and they want to send him off right at the pre-incarceration roast?
"put that shit on the list blogspot"
Whatever you want, sicko.
"won't let me get a word in"
Probably Simian Fever forgetting where he put this gem of an entry.
"accidentally giving a stranger too much"
Too much what? Really wish we could see how the rest of this search played out. Meanwhile...
"hating hipsters"
Yep, this shit is still going on.
"shaving for work"
The specificity of this search is kind of heartbreaking. Fuck shaving dude. Read this instead.
And a few more:
"bathroom tvs"
"marlboro slut"
"babies interacting with others"
"on the phone at the gym"
"phoning in an entry to fill up some space."
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2 comments:
hey henry, say hello to those blowjob hacks!
ha. good call.
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