The cable and internet have been down in my apartment for a few hours now and I'm about to run through the fucking wall head first. Here and there I'm able to bareback on my neighbor's wireless signal, but things aren't looking promising. Fortunately for the loyal List readers I'm a consummate professional, filing reports from the battle zone.
I'm not saying it's the end of the world, but I was gonna go see "The Road" this week and now I think I'll pass if I even live that long. I don't need to watch a movie about the apocalypse, I'm living through it. I wonder how many cans of green beans the old lady downstairs has in the cupboard?
Turns out the cable guy can't get here till tomorrow (Waiting for the Cable Guy). My girlfriend has a gun in the closet with only two bullets left. If the guy doesn't get here soon to fix this shit I'm hoping she has the courage to do the right thing and take me out first.
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i'm quite sure the road movie is on the list. QUITE SURE. keep yer chin up oneil.
Still off. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK
how do we like the new color by the way?
i like that the banner still isn't centered.
It's close enough!
Still waiting for this cunt to come by the way. No one has died yet either.
oof, did you have to talk to people face to face all day? brutal.
No, I just stared at the wall mostly.
Was still a little awkward though to be honest.
so you still holding up that part of the house? cool. no, no still freelancing, etc. yeah, i guess it's cool. gonna go grab a drink now. need anything? alright, catch you later. nice blacklight poster by the way. looks good on you.
Zoof.
I gave the hispanic repair guy some left over thanksgiving cookies today. Then I bought two brave men in the service a round of beers at the bar tonight, so that pretty much fills my humanitarian quotient for this quarter. Maybe hold the door open for an old lady in February or thereabouts.
meh. someone annoy me.
the fuck are thanksgiving cookies?
I dunno, butter cookies? Cookies with cranberries and gravy ?
You know what specific piece of technology is on the list so hard it's not even funny: the fax machine.
what the fuck does luke o'neil do all day
I can't believe the fax machine is still in use today. Everything it does can be done with a scanner and an internet connection. The goddamn thing was invented in the 19th century and we still use it. I don't know if we use anything else in my office that's that old. Except maybe the stapler and even the copy machine does that now.
Can't staple shit with a computer though can you?
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