I just walked by a homeless dude I've given change to many a time in Harvard Square burning through a sheet of scratchies like his fucking house was on fire. Except he doesn't have a house, but you know what I mean. This shit was about as depressing as watching a homeless guy burn through a sheet of scratch tickets.
The look on this guy's mug though. Sweet merciful Mcgillicutty. Like a Japanese pederast at a hentai convention. I made the mistake of looking my man in the eye on the way through and -- Mary Fucking Mother of God -- those buzzing peepers froze me in my tracks like Medusa.
On the plus side though at least I understand the thinking behind that whole government bailout of the banks that went down a while back now. Except instead of taking my money and pissing it away on golden umbrella holders and diamond encrusted butt plugs like those crooked banker cunts, my man here just takes the money and then pisses in the corner over there by the CVS. Call it even I suppose. That's just basic economics at work.
The look on this guy's mug though. Sweet merciful Mcgillicutty. Like a Japanese pederast at a hentai convention. I made the mistake of looking my man in the eye on the way through and -- Mary Fucking Mother of God -- those buzzing peepers froze me in my tracks like Medusa.
On the plus side though at least I understand the thinking behind that whole government bailout of the banks that went down a while back now. Except instead of taking my money and pissing it away on golden umbrella holders and diamond encrusted butt plugs like those crooked banker cunts, my man here just takes the money and then pisses in the corner over there by the CVS. Call it even I suppose. That's just basic economics at work.
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"homless"
dude without a hom. what's the big deal?
always gunning for those guys to hit the numbers, me
I suppose that would be nice to see, you are correct.
so stupidly burning money by gambling is fine if you have a job, but not if you dont.
it's always stupid. sometimes stupider than others.
giving people money and complaining what they do with it.
Good point, but it wasn't that aspect that bothered me so much as the general crushing indifference of a cruel world. Dude could go take my 29 cents and save up for a bindle of junk for all I care.
Exactly. I don't want to complain about what people do with the money I give them, so I just don't give out money.
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