Speaking of terrifying burnt up old lady ghosts who come to your bedroom at night to steal your shit and your soul, can someone get Tony Dungy off my football box posthaste? This gentleman is not meant for tv in any way. Dude starts breaking down game tape and he sounds like Lennie Smalls talking about the rabbits. And he doesn't look much better either.
"He looks like a black dude's skeleton made out of beef jerky," my friend Max just said. (Haha That's classic Max! Good one buddy!) "Like Utzy the Iceman, more or less. The stone-age guy they found frozen in the alps."
Shit, that's who he looks like! Here, let's check the tape
Which one is the 3000 year old ice mummy and which one is the phony, homophobic "conscience" of the NFL? We may never know.
"He looks like a black dude's skeleton made out of beef jerky," my friend Max just said. (Haha That's classic Max! Good one buddy!) "Like Utzy the Iceman, more or less. The stone-age guy they found frozen in the alps."
Shit, that's who he looks like! Here, let's check the tape
Which one is the 3000 year old ice mummy and which one is the phony, homophobic "conscience" of the NFL? We may never know.
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I think you meant to write "conscience" there at the end. Jus' saying.
Fucking homonyms
Max owes me an uncredited half of a future bit. I agree to forfeit this one on the grounds that I had no idea who the fuck this guy was.
We steal all our good bits from our birds.
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