Monday, December 21, 2009

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party!

So this is a thing now apparently, which is exciting, because people who were throwing pimps and hoes parties last year need a new reason to stand next to each other in a room and drink and take pictures of themselves standing in a room and drinking. Is it just me, or is it kind of hard to tell that most of the people who go to these things are supposed to look that much different than they normally do? A nerd is still a nerd regardless of intent, right?

Here's a question you should ask yourself before you attempt to wear something at a theme party like this: Would I wear this Christmas sweater/gimp mask/space helmet in my normal every day life anyway? If the answer is yes, congratulations, you failed at irony, and life. Although if you're a sex slave on the moon around Christmas time you get a free pass on this one. Everyone deserves to relax on the holidays.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Relaxing for the holidays.

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