I went through like five different jokes I wanted to write for this one before giving up. If there's any words you can think of that could possibly make this photo any better, then congratulations, you just won this website. I'll leave the keys in the box on my way out. I'll be back around to pick up my mail and security deposit in a week or two.
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9 comments:
no you won't. those keys and the check for your security deposit will sit in the new owner's kitchen drawer for the rest of eternity.
I wonder if my bike is still out front over on Putnam Ave?
Just noticed he's in a handicapped spot. Have to admire the man's dedication to getting his F350 or whatever on the internet.
I should take that back. He was probably injured at 9/11.
FUCK YEAH!!!
Wow, nice eagle eye. That dude doesn't give a fuuuck.
What's the over/under on how many minutes I would last if I talked to this dude about 9/11 conspiracy theories?
You mean before you got stomped? Depends on whether or not he's actually handicapped or not?
What're the odds that truck is parked at a Wal-Mart?
I would bet my life's savings. ($150)
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