You thought we were kidding about the evils of the ocean thing below right? First we got those ominous warnings from the McDonalds wall fish, then we found out monsters are trolling the ocean floor just waiting for your kids to dip their tasty pink toes into the water. And now?



(Wait, rivers count as the ocean too right? Someone look into that for me, ok? Thanks in advance.)

Sort of conflicted on who I want to win this fight though. On the one hand, these fish, what with their flying and face-slapping and sandwich guilting are getting a little uppity. On the other hand, shooting leaping fish with a bow and arrow off a boat with buildings in your firing line. Tough call. When in doubt, go with the animals, right? Their instincts usually prove more reliable.

Speaking of extreme aerial bowfishing...actually let's never speak about this again. I just don't see the appeal...

Oh, um. Never mind. Forget what I said. These fish have got it coming.


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