Monday, March 29, 2010

The Ocean

You ever see that movie The Mist? The one based on the Stephen King short story where alien bug monsters from another dimension invade the earth. Then at the end the hero kills all his friends and his kid before getting ready to kill himself because he'd rather they all die quick than be eaten alive by the fucking devil on 14 legs? The prospect of living in a world where monsters like that exist was just too much to deal with and it broke everyone psychologically. That was a pretty good movie.

Anyway, here's this unrelated thing I just came across on the internet:

Fuuuuuuckkkkk. It's a 2.5 foot long deep sea creature that eats dead whale carcasses that was found attached to the camera on a submarine. So this will probably be my last post ever. Good bye cruel world. I really would have liked to have seen what sort of new cell phone gadgets everyone is going to be pointing at their faces in the future and stick around for the Lost finale, but it's better that I end it quick and painless.

Oh and just in case you still have some remnants of a will to live leftover, watch this video.


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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

kid hates led zep

Mustard said...

wonder what that fucker tastes like. probably as good as lobster.

mustard said...

oh hey, what do you know...

However, in northern Taiwan and other areas, they are not uncommon at seaside restaurants, served boiled and bisected with a clean lateral slice. The white meat, similar to crab or lobster in texture, is then easily removed. The species are noted for resemblance to the common woodlouse or pill bug, with which they are related

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Taiwan.

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Fucking seamonsters. Aliens among us

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