Dear friends,
It's painfully obvious that the written word has died. R.I.P., I guess. The days when members of polite society gathered to discuss the latest novel/selection of short stories/essay while drinking tea in wood-paneled rooms and being served by well-dressed butlers are behind us.
And to be honest, they won't be missed.
Lets face it, those blouse-wearing gentleman and corset-strapped ladies were only looking for a socially acceptable excuse to congregate and try to get laid. Nowadays it's hard to find a way not to wind up in a stranger's bed, am I wrong? Women's suffrage, contraception, and the Internet have made it possible for even the ugliest and most socially awkward members of society to find a little action.
E-harmony would have shut up both Virginia Woolf and Emily Bronte right quick!
So lets agree, for once and for all, to let go of these outdated grammatical conventions, because I'm way too old to figure out how to find the CAPS key on my iPhone.
It's painfully obvious that the written word has died. R.I.P., I guess. The days when members of polite society gathered to discuss the latest novel/selection of short stories/essay while drinking tea in wood-paneled rooms and being served by well-dressed butlers are behind us.
And to be honest, they won't be missed.
Lets face it, those blouse-wearing gentleman and corset-strapped ladies were only looking for a socially acceptable excuse to congregate and try to get laid. Nowadays it's hard to find a way not to wind up in a stranger's bed, am I wrong? Women's suffrage, contraception, and the Internet have made it possible for even the ugliest and most socially awkward members of society to find a little action.
E-harmony would have shut up both Virginia Woolf and Emily Bronte right quick!
So lets agree, for once and for all, to let go of these outdated grammatical conventions, because I'm way too old to figure out how to find the CAPS key on my iPhone.
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3 comments:
I DISAGREE!
fuck caps!
I'd type in all caps if it were socially acceptable.
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