Thursday, March 25, 2010

Water Chestnuts

I love non-fat ice milk. I love stevia. I love Tim Burton. I love neon green t-shirts with lobsters on them. I love getting sunburned. Want to hear some poetry? Not all of my hair is in dreadlocks but there's a few patches. I don't drink alcohol. Sheryl Crow is to die for. Hacky sack. I have a tattoo of a butterfly on my left shoulder. Tom Robbins is my favorite author. I get along with all people. I am not a racist. I am not a racist. Save the environment. Let's tell those fat cats in Washington to STOP global warming NOW.

Water Chestnuts.

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17 comments:

deece said...

thangs that grow in general have no place on the list

NEXT

said...

What about things that grow specifically?

deece said...

oh shit it's the zavrack. i thought luke wrote this, my bad.

deece said...

oh shit it's the zavrack. i thought luke wrote this, my bad.

said...

In either case, advocating for the exclusion of "thangs that grow in general" seems a little overzealous, doesn't it? What does that leave?

deeeeeeeeeeeece said...

Cars
Ink Cartridges
Your hoodie

said...

this is very interesting.

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is everyone talking about in here?

said...

Things that grow that are on the list:

your boner.

the first entry in list history: BEETS
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/2009/05/beets.html

dc said...

My proposition involves a complete rethinking of the list starting right back with Entry #1. I mean beets, ffs?

Thinking, ever.

said...

submit you proposal in writing to my secretary by 9 am.

said...

I forgot to mention how disgusting these things are. OOof, ruins thai food dunnit?

said...

i have no problem with water chesnuts.

said...

cause you're a broad

d said...

if you're too much of a spoiled child not to be able to train your palate to like good food then you might as well but books and teachers and pussy on the list. we got our ice cream when we finished our brussel sprouts when i was a boy...any guesses which of those two belongs on the list and which doesn't?

said...

No one is hating on all vegetables, just shitty one that taste like water and crunch up a dish that doesn't need them. Like water chestnuts

d said...

LEARN

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