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Water Chestnuts.
Water Chestnuts.
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17 comments:
thangs that grow in general have no place on the list
NEXT
What about things that grow specifically?
oh shit it's the zavrack. i thought luke wrote this, my bad.
oh shit it's the zavrack. i thought luke wrote this, my bad.
In either case, advocating for the exclusion of "thangs that grow in general" seems a little overzealous, doesn't it? What does that leave?
Cars
Ink Cartridges
Your hoodie
this is very interesting.
what the fuck is everyone talking about in here?
Things that grow that are on the list:
your boner.
the first entry in list history: BEETS
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/2009/05/beets.html
My proposition involves a complete rethinking of the list starting right back with Entry #1. I mean beets, ffs?
Thinking, ever.
submit you proposal in writing to my secretary by 9 am.
I forgot to mention how disgusting these things are. OOof, ruins thai food dunnit?
i have no problem with water chesnuts.
cause you're a broad
if you're too much of a spoiled child not to be able to train your palate to like good food then you might as well but books and teachers and pussy on the list. we got our ice cream when we finished our brussel sprouts when i was a boy...any guesses which of those two belongs on the list and which doesn't?
No one is hating on all vegetables, just shitty one that taste like water and crunch up a dish that doesn't need them. Like water chestnuts
LEARN
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