Maybe this does seem like kind of an obscure sport to feature with its very own List entry -- I don't hand these things out to just anything stupid I see you know. Unless I'm feeling lazy, which is a pretty good possibility nine times out of ten. But every now and again a sport comes along that is just paradigm-shifting. I can't really look at the global community the same way ever again after seeing this shit show go down. Kind of like the first time I met your mom.
What's different now? Well, for starters the Spanish are officially pussies. Also, Americans are no longer the greediest, dumbest bastards in town, and the Japanese just lost the title of most fucked-up pastimes. (They're still the biggest perverts though.)
Check it out: the object here is not to run away from the bulls, it's to jump on their backs and tame them. Reasonable enough, right? Cowboy shit. But did we mention the bulls are drunk? And they've got money stuck to their bodies? And their horns have been sharpened? We mentioned it now. Also, the horns are painted pink. Also, is that Indian Junior Seau in that picture? Anyway, watch a video about it here if you really want. I'm not gonna plan out your entire day for you though.
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100% Indian Junior Seau right there.
Someone get Bob Kraft on the horn. We need to sign this kid.
After taking the horn through the shoulder, Indian Seau tackled the next bull for a 4 yard loss.
then he and the bull went surfing.
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