I know we can pretty much put children and parents on the List and already have in many ways, but yesterday when I was in the general vicinity of a child doing hilarious and endearing things such as babble incoherently and throw shit on the ground, I experienced peer pressure to express mirth or goodwill towards this child by the other adults in the area.
I did not really find this child to be exceptionally cute or awesome. Ok, yeah sure she's kinda cute but I'm trying to stand in line and look bored while I pay for my toiletries. The other people in the area all ooohhhed and aaaahhed and cast accusatory glances at me for not doing the same like I was some fat whore with a barren womb (I am, but whatever). What am I supposed to say? "Oh my, she looks so cute as she's throwing the store's merchandise on the floor and gurgling up boob milk"? I don't want to reinforce this behavior. Call me when the kid can perform some real tricks, like speaking russian or talking on her cell phone too loud or writing bad jokes on the internet.
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If you really wanna stick a chop stick in your neck, go to the bowling alley on "Kid's Night". Take a shot of bourbon every time a bowling ball comes to a snail's crawl-stop halfway down the lane. "The crowd seems to love this."
Prepare to have a cab ready.
bowling is on the list of course.
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