It's time someone shuts this thing down. Turn out the lights in every college gym and let the non-elite "student" athletes go home and study for their anthropology final. No one (apologies to gambling addicts, ex-college hoops players, and husbands who hate their wives/families) cares about college hoops 11 months out of the year (see The Olympics), so why is it that come March every idiot with a mouth wants to bray at me about their bracket like a real life, unavoidable Dick Vitale?
Not to get off topic, but Dicky V? Definitely on the List. You'd have to work pretty hard to convince me that he's not a cartoon character. At least John Madden was a drunk.
Don't get me wrong, I could care less that the NCAA is a corrupt organization that makes millions by pimping unpaid minors while at the same time enabling them to neglect their education. The true crime here is how low the talent level is. I want to see steroid-fueled bears dunking over superhero dinosaur robots (see the NBA), not some pasty white boy from HC hitting an awkward last second fake three pointer over a frat boy who was up all night playing beer pong.
And I don't care about a Cinderalla story either, unless it's me predicting the inevitable upsets and taking home the office pool!
Not to get off topic, but Dicky V? Definitely on the List. You'd have to work pretty hard to convince me that he's not a cartoon character. At least John Madden was a drunk.
Don't get me wrong, I could care less that the NCAA is a corrupt organization that makes millions by pimping unpaid minors while at the same time enabling them to neglect their education. The true crime here is how low the talent level is. I want to see steroid-fueled bears dunking over superhero dinosaur robots (see the NBA), not some pasty white boy from HC hitting an awkward last second fake three pointer over a frat boy who was up all night playing beer pong.
And I don't care about a Cinderalla story either, unless it's me predicting the inevitable upsets and taking home the office pool!
brought to you by
4 comments:
is john madden dead? i could probably google this. not going to though.
i have no idea. i don't think so. is johnny carson dead by the way?
Steroids? Steroids wouldn't help anyone in the NBA, just ask them.
what about cornell? amiwrong?
Post a Comment