Saturday, June 1, 2013

The 33 Most Beautiful Abandoned Places In The World Except It’s a Joke Post and There’s a Twist #Sponsored

Christ of the Abyss at San Fruttuoso, Italy

1. This scuba diver’s bladder when he pissed himself just before finding this, which isn’t cool, sacrilege-wise, but who can blame him is all we’re saying, San Fruttuoso, Italy  

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2. These home owners’ long-since-discarded dreams of a bright and fruitful future, Namib Desert

Kolmanskop in the Namib Desert

3. Florida in general, Southwest Florida

Abandoned dome houses in Southwest Florida
Via: reddit.com

4. Your mom’s turd cutter, Homebush Bay, Australia

The remains of the SS Ayrfield in Homebush Bay, Australia

5.The descendant line of anyone who has the misfortune of birthing a single girl child here ZOINKS, Beijing, China

The abandoned Wonderland Amusement Park outside Beijing, China
Image by David Gray / Getty Images

6. Probably Nazi Fishing hut on a Probably Nazi lake, Germany (Probably)

Fishing hut on a lake in Germany

7. These hungry birds’ bellies (Bad jobs market) :(, Chesapeake Bay

Holland Island in the Chesapeake Bay

8. An Irishman’s sense of shame .5 pints deep, Sneem and Kenmare in Ireland

The Kerry Way walking path between Sneem and Kenmare in Ireland

9. All the kids that once spun round and round emitting squeals of wonderment and joy on that Ferris Wheel? Their skulls, the meat inside probably having rotted to dust by this point, via their being dead-like, Ukraine

Pripyat, Ukraine
Via: reddit.com

10. The section in Heaven reserved for everyone who worked at this, or any other monastery ever, because Heaven doesn’t exist, the Black Forest in Germany

15th century monastery in the Black Forest in Germany

11. My bowels about twenty minutes after eating Indian food, India

Kalavantin Durg near Panvel, India

12. This pilot’s wife and kids when he stepped out to buy a pack of snow cigarettes at the ice bodega, McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

The remains of the Pegasus in McMurdo Sound, Antarctica

13. No joke really for this one, can’t all be winners I suppose, Cambodia

Angkor Wat in Cambodia

14. The posts of every single dude assigned to work on these non-moving targets, like, Oi, you want me to fight in what? A boat that doesn’t move is it? That’s me heading for English Canada, whatever that is in this analogy, Wales I guess, England

The Maunsell Sea Forts in England

15. Definitely not this place because it’s a tourist attraction, good try though, Bodiam Castle in East Sussex, England

Bodiam Castle in East Sussex, England

16. The space I was just standing in whenever some bro tries to talk about graffiti as an art form, Poland

Częstochowa, Poland's abandoned train depot

17. This boat, because it’s underwater, which is not how boats go about normal business you see, Antarctica

Sunken yacht in Antarctica

18. Trees will never abandon you, #teamtree, Barbados

Abandoned distillery in Barbados
Source: i.imgur.com  /  via: reddit.com

19. Your mom’s poop chute, which is like a double zinger here because your mom also happens to be from Detroit under the scenario I’ve concocted here for this joke, Detroit

Michigan Central Station in Detroit
Source: i.imgur.com

20. My dreams of ever amounting to anything worthwhile, Sarajevo

1984 Winter Olympics bobsleigh track in Sarajevo
Source: flickr.com

21. An Italian dude’s nut sack after 30 seconds with your mom, and she liked it, because your mom is one of the top intercourse-havers, Italy

Craco, Italy
Source: i.imgur.com  /  via: reddit.com

22. The average Russian male, abandoning this mortal coil, at about age 39, via the collapse of that once thriving country, its crumbling economy, and extreme levels of alcohol abuse, Russia

Russian military rocket factory

23. Bet I could climb in there and poke around a bit, maybe bring a girl back here some-times, like, impress-her-wise, via knowing where things are. Always knew where things were, they’d say about me, one day, when I’m dead at the age of 39, being of Russian heritage, as previously explained in the last entry, Sorrento, Italy

Abandoned mill from 1866 in Sorrento, Italy
Source: logicalrealist  /  via: i.imgur.com

24. Cooling tower of an abandoned power plant, where people apparently were at one point? Cooling towers of power plants being a popular destination, such as, tourism/vacation/business-trips and the like, Power Plantistan

Cooling tower of an abandoned power plant
Source: flickr.com  /  via: i.imgur.com

25. Waited in line to get into a roof deck pool lounge type of situation tonight, and anyway, there were a bunch of Bulgarian woman in line in front of us, mothers and daughters you might guess, judging by their ages, which were ages such as 20ish and 50ish. Anyway they were from Bulgaria, and two of them had problematic looking scars on their backs, which scars I only noticed and hereby point out because of the low cut nature of their skirts, this being a pool deck bar scenario, as I mentioned, Bulgaria

House of the Bulgarian Communist Party
Image by Dimitar Kilkoff / Getty Images

26. Regular post no joke or trick or anything here, Taiwan

Abandoned city of Keelung, Taiwan
Source: flickr.com  /  via: i.imgur.com

27. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch’intrate

Lawndale Theater in Chicago
Source: ebow.org

28. You ever wonder what moss’ deal is some-times?, New York

North Brother Island near New York City, New York
Source: ny.curbed.com

29. Another cool Halo level, France

Abandoned Blade Mill, France
Source: blessingmartin

30. Mary Walsh delivers boyfriend Kevin to a hospital for routine outpatient surgery. But when Mary returns to take him home, he’s mysteriously vanished. An administrator can find no record of him, and a police search turns up nothing. Increasingly frantic, Mary’s taken to staff psychiatrist Dr. Bensley, who pronounces her unstable. Now she must not only find her missing boyfriend, but prove her own sanity as well. When a stranger informs her he knows Kevin’s whereabouts and demands a $10 million ransom, she has one hour to comply… and her boyfriend’s life hangs in the balance. Forced to embezzle the money from the bank where she works, Mary soon discovers the shocking truth behind the disappearance. Now time is running out and she must take matters into her own hands to save herself.

El Hotel del Salto in Colombia
Source: alveart

31. the voluntary relinquishment of a thing by its owner with the intention of terminating his ownership, and without [the intention of] vesting ownership in any other person; the giving up of a thing absolutely, without reference to any particular person or purpose…., Paraguay

Asuncion, Paraguay
Image by Jorge Saenz / AP

32. This young couple’s enthusiasm for one another, roughtly 14 months later, Ukraine

The Tunnel of Love in Ukraine

33. The term “Dereliction of Duty” also includes the offenses of being present but not carrying out one’s assigned duties and responsibilities with the expected amount of effort, alertness, carefulness, ingenuity, and sense of duty. It other words, it includes slacking off on one’s responsibilities to a significant degree – and especially when allowing bad things to happen while slacking off, Japan

Nara Dreamland in Japan

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