Thursday, June 27, 2013

photo by Win McNamee


The Supreme Court overturned the Defense of Marriage Act and California's Proposition 8 today, in what is a huge step toward the long, frustrating civil rights efforts put forth by activists for decades. But however the court ended up ruling, the shift was already in the making.

Consider some of the recent milestones: The country's biggest “ex-gay” ministry is closing its doors, and have apologized for the harm they've caused. The Boy Scouts now allow gay members. Professional athletes are coming out. (No good ones yet, but still.) The American Academy of Pediatrics announced its support for same sex marriage in March. Even Republicans are voicing support for gay marriage; realizing support may not, in fact, result in terminal banishment to Reince Priebus' Rancor Cave. Senator Lisa Murkowski was the latest to endorse marriage equality last week.

It’s turning into a rout. A newly released Time/CNN poll found that 55 percent of respondents think same sex marriages should be recognized under the law, an 11 point increase since the time Obama has been in office, and up from 35 percent since 2000. A further 60 percent think that the federal government should recognize same sex marriage in states where it is legal. The Pew Research Center found 70 percent of millennials are pro gay marriage, up from 51 percent in 2003, while 31 percent of seniors are, up from 17 percent a decade ago. In California, the Proposition 8 battleground, polls have found a near mirror reversal of support since 2000, up to 56 percent, including a jump from 23 percent to 46 percent among Republicans there.


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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Petite Woman In Pink Sneakers Does Her Own Law Stuff




Originally published in the Washington Monthly

Last night Texas Senator Wendy Davis completed one of the more admirable efforts in recent lawmaking history, carrying out a 13-hour filibuster meant to prevent passage of an onerously restrictive abortion bill. The over one hundred thousand people who tuned in to a live stream on YouTube, and the many thousands of observers on Twitter were inspired by her courage, and stamina, and her ability to stand up for a cause she believes in in a hostile environment. But never mind any of that, what does she look like, and what was she wearing?

The AP was on top of this important development, with their story reading like something out of a celebrity tabloid profile. “A petite woman who stays in shape by jogging and cycling, Davis tried to stay comfortable and sharp by shifting her weight from hip to hip and slowly walking around her desk while reading notes from a large binder on her desk.”

If you know what they mean. 


Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Is This the Most Stylish 5 Year Old You’ve Ever Seen? (Yes It Is)




When I first saw this headline in New York Magazine today about a five year old style icon named Alonso Mateo who is tearing up Instagram (127k followers) with his high fashion selfies, I fired up the internal moralizing outrage engine, and steeled myself for a vitriolic think piece about the ravages of our age of vanity and materialism, and something or other about lost youth in the time of social media. But then something weird happened when I started looking through the photos: I realized I kind of of want to party with this little bro. That is if he’d even have me...

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Friday, June 21, 2013

The New England 'Patriot Way' Isn't Dead Because It Never Existed




The unfolding criminal case surrounding New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez, who, it appears, is at the very least closely connected to the murder of an acquaintance, has inspired a lot of introspection among fans of the team and in the sports world in general. Naturally, when it comes to any story that transcends sports, it's become impossible to talk about without wading through heaping piles of steaming sanctimony. The chief narrative that has taken hold today among the city's bullshit artists is that this latest episode represents the last chapter in the Patriot Dynasty. Ron Borges of the Boston Herald, the single-minded, poor pegging lubber of a Belichikian spite-monger, aimed to pull back the veil on the illusion today, calling out the Patriot Way as a hypocritical construct:

Bob Kraft and his New England Patriots have for the past dozen years foisted upon a gullible public the idea that they go about their football business differently than their peers. They claimed to covet character guys who play hard, smart football and otherwise represent Kraft family values.

BREAKING: Billion dollar corporation markets itself. 

I share Borges, and his counterpart at the Globe Dan Shaughnessy's skepticism about the idea that the Patriots were ever exceptional in any way besides winning football games, not because the Hernandez affair has somehow lifted the fog and shown us all the way the world really works, but because I'm an adult man who doesn't believe in fairy tales. The era of the Patriot Way may be over, but only because it never existed in the first place, and anyone who ever thought otherwise is a child comforting themselves with super hero stories before bed time. The idea that a professional football team would employ the occasional, or even a lot of ethically questionable people is obvious on its face, and you would have had to have had your head stuck in the sand for the past decade not to see it that it also applies to our hometown team here. 

This gets to the heart of why sports fandom, in the sense of fanaticism, from which the word is derived, is an embarrassing, and juvenile pursuit. I'm as big a fan of the Patriots as anyone I know, but it's because, and this is crazy, they're really good at playing the game of football, not because of some mythology about hard work and grittiness and selflessness that I've been fed by the marketing department. What sort of hapless simpleton, no matter how big a fan of any team, actually buys into the laudatory folklore that surrounds it? 

I know this might sound like anathema around here, but Tom Brady is just a man. Bill Belichick is just a man. Aaron Hernandez? Just a man. Sometimes men do horrible things. That's not Batman in shoulder pads out there we're cheering for every Sunday, it's a flawed human being who happens to be able to run fast. There's nothing wrong with thrilling in displays of physical domination, or the dogged pursuit of excellence in one's specific craft, but just make sure that's what you're doing when you say you're a fan of a team. Anything else and your essentially investing your emotions in a marketing slogan. I occasionally purchase fuel for my automobile from BP, but not because they aired a few commercials about how they care about the environment.

So while I'm disappointed that a person whose physical gifts I admire seems to be involved in criminal behavior from all reports, there's no big picture lesson to be learned here about the identity of a team. What Borges and company are doing is simply reinforcing the mythologizing by attempting to tear it down. You can't rail against a fictional construct without admitting that it holds power over you. 

This is the that I was railing against around the aftermath of the Boston Marathon bombings.  There is no such thing as the character of a collective city based on something so serious as its reaction to disaster, and it certainly doesn't come filtered down through something so frivolous as the inflated personality traits of the people who work at the ball-moving-around factory that happens to have been erected within a certain mile radius of the place we accidented into living. In other words, stop looking for stories to tell yourself about yourself based on things out of your control, it's a fool's errand, and, what's worse, what does it say about you and your friends and family when your favored team ends up falling apart? That you're a big loser.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Here’s a List Of Publications That Want You to Steal Kanye’s ‘Yeezus’




We can argue back and forth until we’re blue in the tits about whether or not recorded music has monetary value anymore, and if pirating is analogous to actual real world theft. I happen to think it is, others are welcome to argue that downloading a bootleg of Star Trek 2 is a bold freedom-fighter’s stance, the internet equivalent of marching in the streets of Instanbul. That’s not what we’re here to talk about today, however. Instead, I’d like to consider the enablers of said leaking, as in the case of the new Kanye record Yeezus, which, despite Buzzfeed’s assurances to the contrary just a few hours ago, has apparently leaked.

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Where to drink on Father's Day

 József Rippl-Rónai, 1907



This round up of places to drink with your old man on Father's Day is from last year, but the general idea still holds: 


A father’s job isn’t easy. They’re meant to provide for us, challenge us, and subtly undermine our questionable decisions to pursue that “creative” job we’re hoping to land any day now. As you get older, things start to level off a bit, and you can experience the pleasure of taking your father out for a drink and picking up the tab. It’s a nice gesture, but more importantly, a way to show that you can actually scrape two nickels together on your own. He might refuse at first, but he’ll respect you for it. Just don’t make a habit of it, because that dude probably has way more money than you.

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None of those sound like dad? Here’s an idea: Go to his bar. Not the one he thinks you’ll both like, not the one that will impress him, but the one he normally goes to. Sit next to him, let him order as many crappy macrobrews as he wants. Listen, ask him questions about his life, keep your mouth shut for once about your problems and exciting projects. You may just learn something. With that in mind, you’re a good man Bobby O’Neil. But I’m probably not going to get down to Kingston this weekend, because, you know, I’ve got all this stuff going on.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Complaining About NYT Trend Pieces So Cliche It Should Be a NYT Trend Piece



Looking like the steep angles you’d expect to find on a modernist architect’s Pinterest board, the graph of tweet gripes reached ever upward, the steadily-incremental echo of disdain thundering on social media with enough chorus to make one’s bile ducts flutter. Notification alerts pulsed on iPad minis. In the sleek shared-work office spaces from Cambridge to Brooklyn, a sea of social media mavens in dress hoodies #smh’d at the hypnotically dorking galumphing of the latest New York Times Style Section trend piece.

Away from the fray, late adopters could be overheard invoking The Return of the Club Kids, or The Return of Vinyl, or The Hipsterfication of Brooklyn, the long-neglected, but suddenly ascendant borough of New York City, just across the river from Manhattan, a short ride on the subway away. Three models from the Netherlands, Italy and Brazil were off being models somewhere, oblivious to the significance. “We had dinner with Tiesto,” the Dutch model said, name-dropping a famous D.J. from her homeland. No one could hear her speak, because it was Thursday, Style day, or Thurstyle, as its becoming increasingly known from Cambridge to Brooklyn, and also Austin and other of the top cities around the country. San Francisco, say.

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Oh good, more Boston jokes: 'The Devil Came Up To Boston'



I really, really did not want to find anything pleasurable about this. This video for "The Devil Came Up To Boston" I mean, specifically, but I guess you could also apply that outlook to everything I've ever experienced. And yet, against all odds, and despite my utter fatigue with Boston as a meme, this remake of the Charlie Daniels Band classic by the Adam Ezra Group is mildly amusing.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Who Said It: Obama, Orwell, Or A Porn Tube Commenter?


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Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
ANSWER: OBAMA

Watch the Worst Customer Ever Demonstrate How to Be A Horrible Human Being




“A guarantee is a guarantee,” explains this extremely competent Dunkin Donuts customer, who has a business degree and has a lawyer, by the way, and wants you to know that this is all being video recorded for posting on Facebook (via Gawker). Here’s a guarantee: this person will die alone, her family and friends long since having divested themselves of whatever lingering scraps of curdled affection they’ve hefted on their shoulders all these years.

So what’s her complaint? She didn’t receive her receipt at a visit the previous day, and is therefore entitled to, well, she’s just entitled, let’s put it that way. Watch the video, shot vertically, of course, to find out. Seriously, watch it.


The 10 Least Funny Stand Up Comedians On Twitter


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MITCH HEDBERG :(

Sunday, June 2, 2013

The 10 Worst Parts of This 10 Obnoxious Things Hipsters Say About Music List




Awe-inspiring in its pursuit of singleminded obsolescence, this Pigeons and Planes slideshow listicle 10 Obnoxious Things Hipsters Say About Music is so bad I almost respect it. It’s not easy constructing a fallacy of a premise on top of a cliché of a foundation and then actually following through with the legwork of hefting the shoddy structure up, just sentence after sentence of corrupted, soulless nothingness. This type of dedication to saying literally not one new thing that hasn’t already been said thousands of times on this very subject in thousands of other posts makes me think there has to be some other devious design at work here.

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There’s a frustrating, and funny post, in a gallow’s humor sort of way, on The Awl today from writer Abe Sauer, called How Writers Can Get Paid Now: Adventures In Invoicing Your Copyright Violators. I’ve seen it shared around a lot by some of my media colleagues and friends, and for good reason. It’s about something that all of us here in the content sweatshop deal with all the time: having your work repackaged and posted on another site, who thereby benefit from it financially through selling ads on something they had no part in making. In other words, new media.

Hilarious Text Prank Tricks SOs Into Thinking They’re Being Dumped LOL



Nathan Fielder, a comedian of some sort, who you may remember as the driving force behind that “accidentally” text your parents and make them think you’re a drug dealer gag, is back again with another laffer. This time he’s encouraging people to text their significant others the following:

"I haven't been fully honest with you" then dont reply to them for 1 hr (& tweet pic of thr response) 

HAHAH. I bet all those assholes got fucked up real good. Buzzfeed has a round up of some of the ZANIEST reactions from people who likely panicked for an hour in fear that the person they love had hurt them. Here are a few of the WACKIEST.

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New, Totally Not Weird Service Easynest Pairs You Up With Another Traveller to Split Hotel Costs



One thing I’ve always said to myself while globe-trotting around the world to such destinations as [northeastern city] or [another northeastern city] is that, yes, sure, fine, this is great, being here in this nice/average/fancy hotel near many of the top shopping areas/restaurants/business destinations/tourist attractions, but one thing that would improve my stay/visit/getaway/excursion here even more is if there was a stranger showing up any minute to throw their stuff all over the room and hover over me while I’m sleeping with a video camera. A new service called Easynest makes that dream a potential reality.

The idea behind it, they say in a press release, is simple: “hotels and resorts charge for a room per night; you pay the same price if you are 1 or 2 people. Easynest proposes to solo travelers to share their rooms with other travelers, so they end up paying only 50% (or less) of the best price, allowing them access to better hotels, better locations – and make new friends.”

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Dane Cook, World’s Preeminent Douche, Angers Hometown at Boston Marathon Benefit



It’s not hard for comedian-affiliated professional Dane Cook to come off like a douche. For example, he can get up in the morning, and, voila! Douche. Alternatively he could stay in bed, same results. But last night at the Boston Strong concert, a benefit for the victims of the bombings at the Boston Marathon, he went one step too far. Unlike the lineup of revered Boston-based bands, including Aerosmith, James Taylor, Dropkick Murphys, and New Kids on the Block, and comedians like Lenny Clark and Steven Wright, Cook, alone among all of the performers, refused to allow his set be broadcast online. (The performance was not shown on television for some reason, but was available to stream online. Maybe because the TV networks hate Boston and want it to suffer? Probably that.)

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10 Ways To Tell You’re A Kid Of The 1920′s – FeedBuzz Blog Post Content

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1. You still remember watching the first feature-length motion picture with synchronized dialogue sequences in 1927 and your house is a box in the dirt now. 

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Saturday, June 1, 2013

The 33 Most Beautiful Abandoned Places In The World Except It’s a Joke Post and There’s a Twist #Sponsored

Christ of the Abyss at San Fruttuoso, Italy

1. This scuba diver’s bladder when he pissed himself just before finding this, which isn’t cool, sacrilege-wise, but who can blame him is all we’re saying, San Fruttuoso, Italy  

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