Hahaha, but seriously though, no he's not. Here's why: I don't watch his stupid fucking show. There. Now he doesn't exist. So, please, stop talking about him because it's making it harder for me to keep this fantastic idyllic world I'm living in believable.
Here's a list of some other things that I don't do:
listen to commercials on the radio.
talk to people when I go out in public.
cut off my own fucking head.
See how easy it is? Just pretend it doesn't exist and it won't bother you. It's like monsters when you're a kid. Or the idea of marriage and children and buying a house when you're a 32 year old Peter Pan of the internet.
Here's a list of some other things that I don't do:
listen to commercials on the radio.
talk to people when I go out in public.
cut off my own fucking head.
See how easy it is? Just pretend it doesn't exist and it won't bother you. It's like monsters when you're a kid. Or the idea of marriage and children and buying a house when you're a 32 year old Peter Pan of the internet.
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5 comments:
hmmm, this sounds familiar.
updated for the new millennium son.
props for having a see no evil pic
thought no one would get that.
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