Since the news is making it harder and harder to find anything funny anymore every day, I'm just gonna say fuck it and start posting more evidence of how ridiculous we've become. Let's face it, it's the end of the line for this country and we might as well go out with a laugh, or, you know, a brutalized grimace of horror. Same thing sometimes. Every time I read the news I end up making a face like that scared dead girl in the closet from The Ring. Only I'm not in a school girl outfit, so it's a little less hot.
If life was a video game we all would have accidentally hit the reset button a long time ago because we are obviously losing. Also we'd all have giant, hard man abs and a sword with a machine gun on the end.
Here's this thing:
If life was a video game we all would have accidentally hit the reset button a long time ago because we are obviously losing. Also we'd all have giant, hard man abs and a sword with a machine gun on the end.
Here's this thing:
Utah Has Now Made Miscarriage A Criminal Offense
Utah just became the first state in the U.S. to criminalize miscarriage and punish women for having or seeking an illegal abortion. Utah's "Criminal Miscarriage" law:
- expands the definition of illegal abortion to include miscarriages
- removes immunity protections for women who have or seek illegal abortions
- treats women as presumptive criminals and leaves them open to criminal prosecution
But even among states that punish illegal abortions, this "Criminal Miscarriage" law is unique. It not only punishes individuals who perform illegal procedures; it punishes women.
Or, another way of stating their case: I suppose if these billions of sluts throughout history didn't want to get pregnant then they probably shouldn't have been dressed like that in front of Jesus all those trillions of times.
This should teach 'em.
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List Tiger should straighten everything out directly.
is that ringo starr?
Another label: Adam Hatch
ha. Hatch aint on the List. That kid will pull you out of a burning house, bang your wife, then go all in on a hand of guts all on the way to Duxbury beach.
respectfully.
He goes about 6'8, 380
someone should probably update this damn site.
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