Really going out on a limb with this one here aren't we?
Anyway, heart attack number five for the old boy. As part of out effort to bring you the freshest political insight here on the List, we offer this unique groundbreaking commentary on the former Vice President's health:
Is there anything worse than a war profiteer?
A child molester? No fucking chance. Someone who posts about Jersey Shore on Facebook? Nope. Serial killer cannibals? Small potatoes dude.
I suppose you could come up with something slightly worse. Like some hypothetical scenario in which a powerful government agent simultaneously pushed a country into two unnecessary wars, destroying hundreds of thousands of innocent lives, while having a vested financial interest in the war-making companies that he steered our money towards in that destructive effort. That might be worse. But that sounds too fanciful to be true. We wouldn't let anyone get away with that.
Anyway, heart attack number five for the old boy. As part of out effort to bring you the freshest political insight here on the List, we offer this unique groundbreaking commentary on the former Vice President's health:
Is there anything worse than a war profiteer?
A child molester? No fucking chance. Someone who posts about Jersey Shore on Facebook? Nope. Serial killer cannibals? Small potatoes dude.
I suppose you could come up with something slightly worse. Like some hypothetical scenario in which a powerful government agent simultaneously pushed a country into two unnecessary wars, destroying hundreds of thousands of innocent lives, while having a vested financial interest in the war-making companies that he steered our money towards in that destructive effort. That might be worse. But that sounds too fanciful to be true. We wouldn't let anyone get away with that.
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Someone who posts about Jersey Shore on Facebook?
Aww, awww...I just did this last night.
At least you're not profiteering off the deaths of thousands of brown people.
Eddie Vedder version was better
- honey v1.0
hoof. is it her wot loves the big fellas too?
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