Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Dude, you have no Koran Dude


Or does he?

Couple things:

That rat tail. 
Those glasses.
No shirt.
Skateboarding past the age of 14.
Living in Texas.

Other than that, we may have just found the contemporary Robin Hood our fucked-up era deserves. This video might be the most American thing I have ever seen in my life, and I've been to a TGI Fridays in a suburban strip mall. Multiple times. Kind of brings a tear to the eye. I'm gonna go out and burn a copy of the complete works of Put That Shit On the List that I'm printing out right now at Kinkos as a testament to the love I'm feeling coming out of this video like shit vapors. Rainbow-colored shit vapors. Maybe that's Islamophobic of me, but I think we can all set aside our difference on this one, at least for a few brief, shining moments, because when you think about it, when all is said and done, and it comes time to meet that magic man in the sky none of us will "have a Koran", will we? Dude.

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6 comments:

dcmp said...

"coach shoulda put me in there" brother from napoleon dynamite, innit?

Anonymous said...

Hoof. Could've been somebody.

Joz when he's drunk said...

burn it? I can't even spell it!

Joz when he's stoned said...

Joseph Campbell something something.

said...

I don't trust that spooky Q-spelling version. Seems a little suspicious if you ask me.

Joz's spirit animal said...

Bro's goal is getting into High Times: http://gawker.com/5639146/koran-hero-has-a-dream-i-want-to-be-in-high-times

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