I'm all for diversity in the news or what have you, but when even National Geographic starts incorporating hip hop slang into their stories, it might be time to throw the breaks on this normalization of street slang shit:
The fish, discovered alive in the deep water off California's central coast by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI), is the first specimen of its kind to be found with its soft transparent dome intact. via
Oh, and btw, will you look at that fucking thing? That's not a fish, that's a J-horror ghost girl with a haircut and an efficient breast stroke. I know I've covered how terrifying the mutant-infested hellscape of the ocean can be at length here, but there seems to be no end to the demonic monsters they can pull out of that thing. Kind of like the scab-crusted, smoked-mucus nasal passages I've been dealing with all month. What? I have allergies. Don't judge.
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