Thursday, September 16, 2010

Your Move, Cigarette-Smoking Baby



Kids grow up so fast these days, don't they? Seems like only yesterday that our babies were merely huffing two packs of butts a day, doesn't it?  Now there's this:

Police in Ohio have released shocking cell phone video of a two-year-old girl smoking what appears to be a joint. According to authorities in Cincinnati, the toddler's mother is heard in the background coaching the child. The girl holds the joint and appears to be smoking it while watching television. The Ohio Department Of Job And Family Services was sent the video in August by someone who saw the incident. via

Granted, I was sort of a late bloomer. I didn't have my first taste of the marijuana cigarettes until I was like 20, so maybe I'm a bad judge.



Speaking of kids, it's really getting harder and harder to keep up with the hipsters lately, isn't it? I know I'm not exactly young anymore, but how do you compete with two? You can't. The best you can do is hope her tiny little lungs aren't powerful enough to suck the whole joint down and ask her to pass it off when she's finished.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

jesus christ dude.

said...

I can't wait to see how this one turns out in 15 years or so.

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