Here's the second part of my A-Z guide to drinking like an adult. Now with %15 more cultural insensitivity. Go read the rest over at Street Boners and TV Carnage
NEGRONI
First of all: That’s racist. Secondly, this cocktail is sort of a tough sell if you aren’t used to the bitter taste of Campari, which tastes like your balls if your balls were oranges and not balls. Italians love that sort of thing though (balls, I mean). In a Negroni you mix Campari with sweet vermouth to balance out some of the bite, gin to get you fucked up and an orange peel for color. Then you sit there drinking it all afternoon on your stoop, bitching about how you can’t find a good cannoli around here anymore and how the neighborhood is “changing.” MORE
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BUT WHAT ABOUT MY SHITTY BEER?
Your beer sucks.
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