These two are like, "Come on with this horseshit you guys." Ben Templesmith img |
Look, I don't know what-all black magic transpires when you plant the Muslim bones in the dirt, and quite frankly I don't want to know. I assume it's something like that movie Poltergeist, only the skull monsters have beards. That's why I support this normal American town's decision to make sure they don't ever have to find out. Sure, it's been five years since the bodies were originally buried, but I don't read the Arab words, and all my Korans are fresh burnt up, so better safe than sorry...
Pictured: "foreign" rotting bones, their prayers unheard by an absent god, place entire town in harm's way |
A town in upstate New York is trying to force a local Muslim religious community to dig up a small cemetery on its property and never bury anyone there again because it says it's illegal.
"What we would not want is an unauthorized cemetery," says Bob McCarthy, town supervisor of the Delaware County town of Sidney, population 5,993. "We're taking care of a bunch of cemeteries, and they just came in and buried the bodies, and didn't go through...there's no funding there, it's not a standard kind of deal, and it's going to become a liability to the town."
So what steps have the Muslims skipped? "I don't know what the exact law is," he says. <---!!!!!!!!!! [emphasis mine]. via
Except, woops, that guy is lying and it's barely illegal (hotttt), the Huffington Post reports.
And there's certainly nothing illegal about it as far as the State Troopers are concerned. "We looked into the cemetery and it was determined what they were doing is lawful," says Captain James Barnes of the New York State Police, Troop "C," based in Sidney.
Hmm, sure they are. What about this, Mr. Fancy Police Cop: 9/11? What do you say to that?
The author, pictured, as a woman. |
Jesus fucking christ (no offense to Muslims) these people make me want to do a sailor's dive off my back porch. Guh. There's only one thing that I can think of to take my mind off idiots like this.
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There. All better. What Muslim cemetery was that now? I don't know what you're talking about.
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practically ground zero. victory headstones. honor the fallen. moors are n1gg3rs, etc.
hoooof. I guess upstate is still too close to G0 innit?
Those tits.
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