Saturday, November 20, 2010

Ladies and gentlmen: America

second place winner

George Washington? Fag. Bald eagles that fuck your shit up and cry about 9/11?  Emo poseurs. Our brave terrorist-wranglin' troops, or, like some evil science hybrid mutant of Rocky and Rambo and Ronald Reagan karate kicking the Berlin Wall down on a skateboard? All pussies compared to this, the single most patriotic man I've ever seen in my life, whose Christian name, I'm assuming is Captain America. 


Take off your fucking hats dudes, because it's about time to show our respect to the country we love in the best way we know how. Join in with me, unless, that is, you hate freedom, in which case expect a prompt visit from my boot up your ass on your one way ticket trip to space, and not the cool parts that America owns like the moon.


And ah one...and ah 2...4,5

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet that guy isn't even hitting the target. Total amateur.

Anonymous said...

NEW HAMPSHIRE

Anonymous said...

New Hampshire is a particularly "American" state.

Anonymous said...

TO THE HATERS... its not about him hitting the target or being an amateur (which I'm sure he's not) its about him being an American! which shows that even a man with no arms is showing the confidence and strength of America by not giving up and doing the seemingly impossible, so before you make yourselves look even stupider you should quit.. awesome video..

sincerely, a true veteran

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