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I get just as emotional as the next guy when the group of billionaire boy-men randomly assigned to my geographic vicinity make more balls happen over the wall than the other team. That's just reasonable. I'll occasionally storm around my living around upwards of two to three times after a loss and/or victory of my favored team; other times I'll fire off close to five or six emails to my friends who share my affinity for the team in question. Sometimes when the football Patriots lose I'll be in a bad mood for like an hour. One thing that's never occurred to me as an option, however, is to wreck the shit out of some cars and burn down some stores in the wake of a victory I had nothing to do with. I'm weird like that.
Here's a video of the kids in San Francisco storming the gates of the castle or whatever after their base-ball employees did a good hit.
Jesus Christ. Is there anything lamer than rioting after a sports victory? No there is not.
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Except yes, yes there is. Checking into a riot on FourSquare. I don't think that's how criminal activity is supposed to work, but if it's a thing now, fuck it, I'll go with it. You should be seeing this pop up in your feed in a couple minutes:
PTSOTL just checked in to the coke dealer's car on Tremont St. in Boston. Right near the Subway there, dude. I've got a black coat on. #fuckthepigs #drugs4ever
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Jesus. I mean, I'm a nerd, but Jesus these fucking nerds.
I don't see how this could backfire on anyone involved.
Maybe the po-lice will just look the other way on this one?
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