You know what the internet needs more of? Actually, I do. Glad you asked. It needs more talk about hipsters. Who are these kids with their clothes on and their music listening? Let's find out.
Here's how this is gonna work. The first video is gonna bum you out. I don't give a shit about Henry Rollins, but I respect him for some reason. Mostly so you guys will like me. Then the second video is gonna make it all better. Then we'll meet back at the bottom for a wrap up if I think of one by the time I get done wrestling with these embedding codes.
Hoo boy. So that's what you sound like when you talk about hipsters. On the other hand, that's what you look like when you are one. Who wins? Tough call, but the answer is no one.
This other video is from a blog called IMBOYCRAZY, which is apparently a thing. I hadn't heard of it until just now when my GF5000 made me look at. She tells me what's a thing and what isn't a thing, because I'm easily persuaded. Plus she just went and picked up the Indian food a minute ago, so I sort of owe her one. It's the least I could do really.
What was my point again? Shit, the Indian food is here. Farts ahoy.
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11 comments:
Why did you expose me to IMBOYCRAZY?
Now I basically hate women.
I think it's pretty dees, yo. That video made me larf anyhow. Street Boners, bla bla bla.
por ejemplo: this is science i can trust:
1. ‘power-bar’ is a fancy word for ‘candy-bar’.
2. people on facebook with no actual photos of themselves are creepy. Avoid them at all costs. they’re most likely fat, bald, child molesters, who are jerking off 24/7!
I have a feeling we're going to get to the bottom of this hipster thing soon. Couple more blog posts should do it.
I need a new internet.
talk to doz. he keeps all of the new internets in his sack next to the beers.
Remember when we didn't believe in The Internet 2?
still don't believe in it. brandingspeak, innit?
it's true, hipster posts get like ten times as many comments as non-hipster posts. you just need to find your angle! as in; who versus? WHO ARE WE VERSUS?
also, fart jokes.
being hipster is like being a spy
Yes, but of what!?
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