Jon Hamm is the luckiest bastard in the world. Not just because of all the fame, riches, talent, good looks, and all-around-good-guy affect he’s got going on over there, that’s all well established. It’s his choice of roles that makes him so dastardly brilliant.
Typically when we read very important and serious-minded think pieces about Mad Men and the expectations of beauty inherent in Hollywood, it revolves around one of two things—well, three, if you count each breast as a separate entity—and that’s Christina Hendrick’s “curves.” Depending on who you talk to, it’s either an accurate representation of “real women” during the time of the show, a condescending portrayal of sexism, or just another example of unattainable ideals for women today. Those may or may not all be good points, but something that regularly gets overlooked is just how “real” Jon Hamm’s body is.
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I can't believe all the Dad Apologists chiming in on that.
Lot of dad-lovers out there I guess? I liked this one
Chelsea Leigh Musee Trescott This article is just pathetic. Your saluting him in one sentence and slashing him in the next. As someone who has written for a magazine, snarky editorial, such as this, reflects the subject little and the author most; telling me that the writer here lacks skill and the depth that should be required to comment, at large, on anything and anyone. Bullett Magazine, you can dig deeper than this; hire someone with substance who, therein, can add to your magazine an authentic voice and give to your readers an article substantial enough to savor, not skim.
Feeling it. I definitely could use a little more substance when reading a short intro for the latest Lana Del Rey video. Embrace the constructive criticism and make yourself better.
That comment took a few different twists and turns that were hard to follow.
My takeaway is: sites like that are dumb, but try harder anyway?
Your girl loves herself some misplaced punctuation. Nothing gives me greater joy that the misuse of a semi-colon. Actually that's a lie. I'm sure there's something else that gives me greater joy.
And why is her middle name "Museum"?
It was actually sarcasm which is sometimes tough to pull off on the internet. The concept of savoring these little internet diversions is kind of lulzy to me.
Time for the O'Neil intervention. Look Jon Jon, imma help you get swole and shredded. Here pop this adderall and let's lose that muffin top. I sense a pair of guns underneath that flab. We're going to lift weights and wash down hgh with some cray cocktails. All for a substantial trainer's fee and a cameo appearance on Mad Men.
Sign me up!
It's too bad there's no men's Jezebel to launch this into the stratosphere.
Haha, there are. Men's Jezebel is basically anything with the word "alpha" in it. http://bullettmedia.com/article/how-to-be-an-alpha-male-according-to-the-internet/
Hoooof, I'd repressed that those things exist. A little different from Jezebel, though. I think those kinds of sites would probably conflate Jon Hamm/Don Draper and then say he could stand to hit the gym more but admit he doesn't have to as long as he's stacking paper and pussy (setting aside his happy IRL marriage as part of the Hamm/Draper conflation).
Good points, I am curious where those idiots would weigh in on this. A real alpha doesn't need to have muscles because he has that paper.
Muscles, Pussy or Paper?: An Alpha Male's Conundrum
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