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We had so many questions going into last night’s presidential debate. Would President Obama finally put the floundering Mitt Romney out of his misery, calmly, but sternly, like a vampire hunter dispatching the undead back to the hell from whence they crawled, thereby strengthening the base and embiggening his lead? He would not. Would Romney, flopping around like a beached-salmon gasping for air, say anything, literally anything, to convince passersby to toss him back into the water where he may swim yet again, deep and free into a watery abyss of shit, if only for one more day? He would. And what about if the two candidates switched haircuts for the night just to, you know, spice things up — what would that look like? Like this, in fact.
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3 comments:
Hey, hey, broski,
I was thinking this election was the most boring non-event of all time until The Debate. Seriously, bro, how sweet was that? Obama was finally and undeniably exposed as being just another lying prick... by a Mormon!
So I've been sniffing around all the nerd sites and this is interesting:
"The generation gap remains wide. Obama leads by double digits among those under 40. Romney leads by double digits among those over 40."
Obvious, I guess, but interesting, non?
Young people, against all odds considering the way they act, still have their sense of empathy and ability to GAF about anyone besides themselves and their bank accounts.
They don't GAF about their bank accounts because they're empty, ya 47% bum.
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