Yesterday a construction worker who watched his co-worker fall tragically into a vat of acid made the heroic decision to jump in after him and pull him out. Presumably they were building some sort of abandoned industrial factory setting for Batman to fight bad guys in. Not sure on the details. I think we can all agree the guy who risked his own life to save his friend is a goddamned hero, and I'm not afraid to admit it, 10 times the man I'll ever be. But that dude is already old news, because this shit happened all the way yesterday, and today there's a new hero on the scene setting an example for all of us, AnnaLynne McCord, main TV-person, who defiantly presented her un-seasoned grill meat on the world's eye plate, in a pro-Twitter move legitimate news sources are calling "brave." One can only assume McCord suffered from some acid-related incident of her own, based on how horribly disfigured she appears in the above photo.
It's a real game-changing move, and an eye-opening revelation for all of us, but especially fucking idiots who somehow still have no idea that the fancy people inside the picture box are made of the same person sausage and bone as the rest of us disgusting pigs.
It's a real game-changing move, and an eye-opening revelation for all of us, but especially fucking idiots who somehow still have no idea that the fancy people inside the picture box are made of the same person sausage and bone as the rest of us disgusting pigs.
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BREAKINS NEWS: YOUNG PERSON HAS ACNE.
Pretty much. Just scrolled through my facebook in the minute since I posted this and came across two friends going through chemo-therapy. Getting all your hair burned off by nuclear science rays and posting a picture of that to show that you're still alive is brave. Being beautiful and showing the world your slightly less beautiful face so everyone can tell you how brave you are is a fucking joke.
1. i'll never let the world know that i am slightly less beautiful than they think i am.
2. i can't believe you wouldn't save me from a vat of acid!!! wtf is the purpose of having a brogan w/ a super hero-like physique if he's going to puss out when it really counts???
You probably deserved it though right?
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