Shut up. Everyone shut the fuck up right now because there's a brand new Kitty Pryde official release off her official album deep album cut great side just 'dropped' via real record labels million dollar deal big time RIAA getting 'signed' insider status rich parents 'American dream' superstar stacking paper joint jam mad beats KILLING IT, NAILING IT, SONG OF THE YEAR, big time track, that's my shit, banger, rager, lazycore, syrup beats, pancakes (cc: Kreayshawn), dreamwave, rapwave, study hall hop, backpacker rap (literally), 'hip hop', rap, rappers, white ppl. Oh wait, nvrmnd, it's just a tossed off laptop frolic, as it says here right under the video:"this is not a release please dont blog about this i just made it for my friend stop telephonin me e e e eh he he heehh ehe" Woops. Carry on. 

That beat doe, right? Jesus. It's by something called "SELA. mixed by toy trains AS PER THA USUAL KITTY BIZNIS)"

So there you have that. More of our round the clock coverage of this important breaking news as it develops here and here and here. Video below.

NEWS ITEM JUST IN. ROLLING STONE ASKS KREAYSHAWN WHAT SHE THINKS OF KITTYPRYDZORZ: 

"I saw her stuff. She's cute. I love kitties," Kreayshawn giggles. "I wouldn't say [her flow is] similar at all. Her style is super poetic and well-written. My style is more like freestyle, crazy, whatever I'm thinking of. Ponies and blah blah blah. But her shit is tight, for sure."

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